VIVE LA DIFFERENCE
A man is a person who, if a woman says "never mind I'll do it myself," he lets her.
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man "never mind I'll do it myself," and he lets her, gets mad.
A man is a person who, if a woman says to him "never mind I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, says "now what are you getting mad at?"
AND a woman is a person who, if she says to a man "never mind I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad and he says "now what are you getting mad at?" she says "if you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you!"
posted by Paul Reid at 3:23 PM
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A man went to the hospital. The doctor said, "Well I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you're going to need a brain transplant. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to carry out transplants and there has been an accident right out front, a married couple have been killed and you can have whichever brain you'd like. The man's brain costs £100,000 and the woman's brain costs £30,000.
The patient thought about it and asked, "Why such a large difference between the cost of the male and the female brain?"
The doctor replied, "The female brain is used"
7:51 PM
Yessss!
4:16 PM
It's all in the punctuation......
An English professor wrote the words "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard & directed his students to punctuate it. The men wrote, "Woman, without her man, is nothing".
The women wrote, "Woman: without her, man is nothing"
2:19 PM
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